Satire story: Military Base Closures And Consolidations To Result In 51st State, "Rumsfeldia"

Secretary of Defense Donald Rumsfeld today announced plans to close all existing military bases and consolidate them into a single "megabase" in the southwestern part of the United States. Rumsfeld also announced that, given the Military Base Closures And Consolidations To Result In 51st State, "Rumsfeldia"Satire about

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Satire story: Military Base Closures And Consolidations To Result In 51st State, &quot;Rumsfeldia&quot;