Satire story: Minor Injuries In Pancake House Explosion! Muslim Saw Image of Muhammad In French Toast Special

Falls Church, VA: Police, fire, and emergency medical personnel converged on a small pancake house outside Falls Church, Virginia, earlier today after an apparent bomb attack from a Muslim patron claiming to have seen the Minor Injuries In Pancake House Explosion! Muslim Saw Image of Muhammad In French Toast SpecialSatire about

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