Satire story: Miss California's Pants Are On Fire!

It seems Miss California lied to pageant organisers. I have obtained an email Miss C apparently sent which refers to the topless photo of her circulating on the Internet. The email reads: "This was when Miss California's Pants Are On Fire!Satire about

Capricorn horoscope

Become as the rabbit. All will become clear as the moon begins its wane. Speeling mestakes are'nt god. Beauty and......