Satire story: Missing Cobra In New York Causes Havoc In Central Park As It Attacks A Bitch!

The cobra that went AWOL out of the New York zoo has been located in Central park after several twitters led local snake hunters on a wild mongoose (they love snakes too) chase. It was spotted Missing Cobra In New York Causes Havoc In Central Park As It Attacks A Bitch!Satire about

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Three is the magic number because some people have a magic superfluous nipple which can change the colour of the sky....