Satire story: Mitt Romney To Change First Name

Mitt Romney, a candidate for the Republican Presidential nomination, has decided that his lack of success was due to his first name and wants a change. "People just don't take you seriously with a Mitt Romney To Change First NameSatire about

Libra horoscope

In the land that time forgot, everyone had a hard time. I've written hundreds upon hundreds of horoscopes, but this......