Satire story: Monica Mint Summoned By Harry Redknapp After Man City Draw

Stunning Madrid-based 'impact' striker, Monica Mint, was contacted by Spurs boss Harry Redknapp last night in a desperate attempt to put some fizz into his forwards! "They all need someone who'll go down 'ard on 'em", Monica Mint Summoned By Harry Redknapp After Man City DrawSatire about

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