Satire story: Mourinho: 'I'll Stay If Chelsea Supports Me'

Mourinho has announced he will happily stay at Stamford Bridge providing he has the support of Chelsea Clinton, daughter of former White House lecher and his often chilly wife, the senator. Mourinho: 'I'll Stay If Chelsea Supports Me'Satire about

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