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Scientists in Idaho have made a startling discovery. Beaker from the Muppets actually shares the same facial dimensions as the central figure in the Scream by late lamented cheery artist Edvard Munch. Muppet's ScreamSatire about

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Correlating facts is an awesome responsibility. Are you sure you're up to it? Your lucky horse for today is: Sombrero's......