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SEATTLE, Washington. As SuperSonics season ticket holder Mort Ruderman stood in the checkout line at a Whole Foods Market on northeast 64th Street here the other day, he could only shake his head. 'Kemp Fathers... NBA Great Kemp Says UFO Love Child Not HisSatire about

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