Satire story: Ned Lamont To Undergo Surgery For Shoulder Implants

The effeminate and somewhat geeky physique of U.S. Senate democrat candidate Ned Lamont of Connecticut is about to change. Lamont supporters say he is very self-conscious of the fact that his shoulders droop like an... Ned Lamont To Undergo Surgery For Shoulder ImplantsSatire about

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