Satire story: New Job For Jacqui Smith?

Humiliated former Home Secretary Jacqui Smith, who suffered a crushing defeat in the election, already has a new job, according to a dream I had last night. Having lost her Redditch seat to the Conservatives, the New Job For Jacqui Smith?Satire about

Libra horoscope

It's all one big crap chute anyhoo. Normally today wouldn't cause you any difficulties, but today might just go against......