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There was outrage today from parents whose teenage daughters' heads exploded after watching The Twilight Saga: New Moon full movie which was leaked on the internet. Seven girls, aged from 13-17, were watching the movie, which New Moon Leaked, Girls' Heads' Explode!Satire about

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You may become a danger to yourself this week, especially if you plan to surgically implant spikes on the ends of......