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Holiday goers will be ecstatic to note that a new theme park will be opening in Orlando next year following the success of Harry Potter land. "Crash and burn teen sellout land" will feature hit rides New Theme Park To Open In OrlandoSatire about

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For what it's worth, today is going to be very short. Which is a very good thing for you. Danger, excitement, thrills....