Satire story: New Year's Day 'Dismantling' of Ford Prison, Arundel, West Sussex, Is In Line With Kenneth Clarke's Determination To Close Down Prisons!

Ford Prison, West Sussex: Following the New Year's Day rampage at Ford prison, Kenneth Clarke wishes to reassure people worried about a more liberal approach to crime, Mr Clarke is examining measures to make New Year's Day 'Dismantling' of Ford Prison, Arundel, West Sussex, Is In Line With Kenneth Clarke's Determination To Close Down Prisons!Satire about

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