Satire story: New York Hooker Irma Nici Reckons Beckham 'Pleasured Himself With Cillit Bang Grime & Limey'
New York - (Reuterus): The $10,000-a-pop US hooker claims she bedded footballer David Beckham in a three-way shagathon at Manhattan's Le Parker Meridien Hotel. In an in-depth interview with celebwatch site LA FagHagSlagMag Irma Nici said New York Hooker Irma Nici Reckons Beckham 'Pleasured Himself With Cillit Bang Grime & Limey'Satire aboutScorpio horoscope
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