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Residents of Newark, New Jersey, were shocked this week when their mayor, Cory Booker, announced that, due to a budget crisis, toilet paper would no longer be supplied to city buildings. Uh-oh. Entrepreneurial street vendors Newark Nixes Toilet Paper In City BuildingsSatire about

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