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There was jubilation on Tyneside for a second night in succession this evening, when, after Geordie folk hero Alan Shearer was confirmed as the new manager yesterday, the Executive Director of Football, Dennis Wise, was Newcastle United Fans Rejoice As Dennis Wise Is Kicked Out On His ArseSatire about

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