Stories Archive by Month - January
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Congressman Says Hairy Eyeball Causing Dollar's Decline
WASHINGTON, D.C. Congressman Barney Frank, chairman of the House Financial Services Committee, took the Federal Reserve to task yesterday, saying the eyeball atop the pyramid on the US dollar was causing it to decline against
Spelling Bee Champs Among Steroid Users
WASHINGTON - From athletes to fantasy football players and now former spelling bee champions, the list of people admitting to using performance enhancing drugs keeps growing.
Jamie-lynn Inks $10 Million Deal With Fox For Exclusive Live Delivery Room Coverage
New York, NY (O! Online) - Lynne Spears, the mother of both Britney and now pregnant teenager Jamie-Lynn announced today that after intensive negotiations she agreed to sell the
Speed Bumps "Don't Work" Says Top Gear Presenter
Top Gear presenter Jeremy Paxman has entered the debate about Speed Bumps. The jolly TV presenter, an expert on cars and other motorised forms of transport was addressing a local forum on road safety near
The Future - "Experts" Got It Wrong
So called 'experts' on the future have embarrassingly 'got it wrong'...again.
Chicken Crosses Road, Philosophers Demand To Know Why
Outside of the Tyson Processing Plant in Springdale Arkansas, a chicken was spotted crossing the road. Philosophers from the nearby University of Arkansas, who were dining at a nearby restaurant, witnessed the event and demanded
Gene Therapy Battles New Pandemic
A spokesperson for the CDC (Centres for Devastating Contagion), Atlanta Ga. US of A., said today that they have successfully treated 15 victims of the disease which has rocked Britain since May 2007. FMS (falling
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