Stories Archive by Month - January
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New Technology Is On The Way To Produce Sympathic Sat Nav Systemsw
New technology is on the way to enable computers to sense the moods of drivers.
One useful application could be in sat nav systems which could use the technology to display some sympathy with a
Mother-in-law Survives Christmas By The Skin of Her Dentures
An elderly woman has narrowly escaped being beaten to death by her only son-in-law, after simmering family tensions reached boiling point over the Christmas holiday. Only a phone call to the Samaritans, followed by the
Al-qaeda Contaminates Farm Fields With Deadly Microbes
Al-Qaeda in the Arabian Peninsula is taking responsibility for an outbreak of Salmonella in curly parsley and cilantro crops.
In a tape recording sent to the Al Jazeera Arabic news network, a spokesman for Al-Qaeda
Miley Cyrus New Year's Resolution - Jesus Will Help Me Shake Off My Bad Habits.
Teen Idol Down on her luck - It has been reported that Miley Cyrus is to retire from her life in the fast lane and to devote the rest of it to prayer and contemplation.
She
Scientist Finds The Same Cure For Both H1n1 Influenza And Obesity
A Scientist from Sweden has announced that both Swine Flu and obesity can be cured by the same very common drug. In fact the drug is so common that it can be found on
Boney M Male Dancer Dies Singing His Very Own 'Rivers of Babylon"!
Bobby Farrell (RIP) has died suddenly leaving Boney M without a frontman; a singer they didn't need because their manager, Frank Farian, did all of that.
Bobby was a super dancing showman and although the band
Israel Gas Find 'More Zyklon-b Than Helium' Says Hezbollah
Israel - (UpStream, DownStream): "It's a poisoned chalice alright," is how the Hezbollah Carbon Trading Authority described the latest Leviathan gas find.
The Lebanese energy quango has condemned claims by descendants of World War II
Hugh Hefner's 24 Year Old Fiance: I Like It When Heff Gums Me
BEVERLY HILLS – A representative for Playboy Enterprises confirmed earlier today that eighty-four year old Hugh Hefner has indeed asked twenty-four year old Crystal Harris to marry him. The announcement thrilled Playboy fans around the
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