Stories Archive by Month - January
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Meow Mix Wall Clock Used For Torture
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Bush Gives Back $6000 From Abramoff, Others Follow Suit
Washington, DC (Rotters) - President Bush today ordered that $6000 dollars contributed to his reelection campaign by Jack Abramoff be given back. Hundreds of other Republicans in the House of Representatives
Lionel − American Flyer Collision Causes Evacuation
TONAWANDA − This industrial town north of Buffalo, New York faced an event the citizens thought would never occur: A collision between Bobby's Lionel diesel locomotive and Mikey's American Flyer steam locomotive caused the evacuation
David Letterman Caused This Site To Suck
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Nyt- Bush Violated National Do Not Call Registry
The New York Times today said they have conclusive evidence that President Bush violated the 'National Do Not Call Registry'. A spokesperson for the Times, who asked not to be identified, said they have a
Abramoff Plea Deal Nets Scotland Trip For Prosecutors
(2006-01-03) ? Jack Abramoff, the lobbyist who allegedly used $1.7 million in Indian casino money in an apparently-futile attempt to buy influence with 220 members of Congress, today struck a deal with federal prosecutors for
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