Stories Archive by Month - January
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High School Student Travels To Iraq Alone
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Murtha Rejects Military Service, Heads For Canada
(2006-01-03) ? Pennsylvania Rep. John ?Jack? Murtha, a Vietnam veteran, told ABC News this week that because of the Bush administration?s Iraq policy, he would not serve in the U.S. military today, and he discouraged
Bush Plans Big Changes In 2006: Ok, Not Really.
The Coming Year
Only fortunetellers, the simple minded and the politically naïve brave predictions on our political future. Nevertheless, the nation's newspapers and magazines will fill with predictions about
Phillips Unveils Nightmare Terror Dream Machine
'AHHHHHHHH!!!!!'. So begins the terrifying commercial for Phillip's groundbreaking nightmare inducing dream machine. The commercial itself has been banned from over 300 stations nationwide because of the sheer unbridled ter...
Brad Pitt Impregnates Angelina Jolie
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Chief Justice Roberts Says Justices Are "Grossly Underpaid"
Washington (Spoof News)-New Chief Justice John Roberts has picked up where his predecessor William Rehnquist left off, complaining vehemently, in writing, that pay for judges is “wholly, completely, and embarrassingly inadequate.”...
Ball Tragedy Injures Few, Kills None
TIMES SQUARE, New York - Excitement was high in Times Square as the ball began its descent. But excitement turned to horror as the ball broke loose from its moorings mere seconds before its scheduled
Virgo horoscope
The countries that have issued orders for your arrest will close in today and cause you to go without clean pants......
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