Stories Archive by Month - January

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Muscle Beach Bush

Muscle Beach Bush

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 Bongo News
Added: 07 January 2007
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Do You Really Know Your Parents? Unicef Offers 'Top 5 Signs' They Might Be Terrorists

(NEW YORK CITY) -- In an effort to help children around the world who might be worried that their parents have succumbed to the pressure of Muslim terrorists, the United Nations Children's Emergency Fund released

 The Spoof
Added: 07 January 2007
Dirk Benedict In Tenuous Escape From Big Brother House

Dirk Benedict In Tenuous Escape From Big Brother House

TV star and ladies man Dirk Benedict was sensationally liberated from the Big Brother house last night after fashioning an escape vehicle from the everyday detritus he found lying around.

 The Spoof
Added: 07 January 2007
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Chiquita Banana Inks Charmin Deal

In a tiny cubicle in a Chattanooga rest room, Chiquita Banana announced today that she's the new spokesperson for Charmin toilet tissue.

 The Spoof
Added: 07 January 2007
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Build-a-bomb Workshop Tickets Still Available

Bob McCarty Writes has learned that Muslim extremists are being encouraged to register soon for a 2007 Al-Qaeda Build-A-Bomb Workshop event.

 The Spoof
Added: 07 January 2007
Giant Norwegian Albino Masochist Disguised As Black Man To Die By Lethal Injection For Squashing Children

Giant Norwegian Albino Masochist Disguised As Black Man To Die By Lethal Injection For Squashing Children

COLUMBIA, S.C. - Sven Oafsen is no ordinary Norwegian.

 The Spoof
Added: 06 January 2007
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Satirist Filbert Joins Vagina\'s Anonymous

Spoof satirist, Buck E Filbert joined a Beverley Hills Vagina\'s Anonymous group today in an effort to stop writing about the \'personal software\' of celebrities. Filbert\'s articles, \'Britney Spear\'s gift wraps Federlines tes...

Bush Orders Iraq Troop Surge To Find Consensus

Bush Orders Iraq Troop Surge To Find Consensus

(2007-01-06) -- President George Bush, in a speech to the nation next week, will announce he\'s sending up to 20,000 new U.S. combat troops into Iraq with orders to "go door to door, if necessary,

 Scrapple Face
Added: 06 January 2007


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