Stories Archive by Month - January
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Top Nuke Spook Dumped After Los Alamos Polonium Theft Linked To Ex-kgb Spy's Death
Washington DC - (Ass Mess): The head of the National Nuclear Security Administration, Linton Brooks, has been dumped by US Energy Secretary Samuel Bodman after the theft of Polonium 210 from the Los Alamos Laboratory
Water We Going To Do About This Problem Asks National Park?
History is being made today in Canada as Zeke Buford, a dismissed national parks worker, is taking the authority that runs Niagara Falls to court.
Ask Dr. Sawtooth: How Many More Bush Presidencies Are There Likely To Be?
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New Audio Translation of Saddam Hussein\'s Final Minutes
It has been reported that Saddam Hussein\'s last minutes on Earth were filled with the jeering and taunting of those who led him to the gallows. The following translation by TNOYF\'s Senior Middle Eastern Linguistics
Andy Gray and Richard Keys - Sky Sports News Sexism row
The Nose On Your Face
Andy Gray and Richard Keys - Sky Sports News Sexism row
The Nose On Your Face
Added: 06 January 2007
Dallas Cowboys And Dallas Cheerleaders To Swap Roles
If Dallas Cowboy owner Jerry Jones has his way the Dallas Cowboys will become the Dallas Cheerleaders and, vice versa.
Student Creates Modern Icon By Mistake
Art Student, Brian Ryan, was celebrating a stroke of good fortune today as his fridge has been selected as a possible entry into next year's prestigious Turner Prize...
Scat Fetish Attacks On The Increase
In London, further incidents of Happy Scatting have been reported to the police today by both victims and witnesses of this disturbing new craze...
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The countries that have issued orders for your arrest will close in today and cause you to go without clean pants......
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