Stories Archive by Month - January
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How To Make A Million Dollars In The Stock Market
Wall Street, New York (IPP) - There are only two ways to get rich quick and they are the stock market and real estate.
Clay Aiken Found Naked
America's Idol runner up Clay Aiken was found in a situation he will not soon forget. Friday January 4th at approximately 11pm EST Clay Aiken was found jogging naked in Capland park not 3 miles
Happy Period, Cramping Sales
Cincinnati - The new feminine hygiene advertising campaign; 'Have a Happy Period', has put a serious cramp in sales of a major consumer goods company, according to Wall Street analysts.
Hillary Vows To Meet Obama Campaign Head On After Iowa Loss
Des Moines, Iowa (Rotters) - Displaying grace in accepting defeat last night, Democratic presidential candidate Senator Hillary Clinton credited the Obama campaign with a fair and clean race. Speaking
Huckabee, Obama End Divisiveness, Unite Campaigns
(2008-01-04) -- Iowa presidential caucus winners Mike Huckabee and Barack Obama today announced at a joint news conference in New Hampshire that "the partisan divisiveness which has torn our land is dead."
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Sex Toys Suffering Sexual Dysfunction
Mephistophels, Tennessee (IP) - Doctors at the Baptist Hospital for sexual dysfunction report a sharp increase in the number of reports of sexual toys suffering from sexual dysfunction.
Clinton Touts New Slogan: America, Here's Your Change
(2008-01-05) -- Buoyed by "a great night for Democrats" in Iowa, Sen. Hillary Clinton's campaign took the enthusiasm generated by her strong third-place finish into New Hampshire where she hopes voters will expand her party's
Supercomputer Says ''Burgers And Fries Are Okay"
Junk food addicts are celebrating after a supercomputer announced that eating burgers and fries every day is not as bad as previously thought.
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