Stories Archive by Month - January
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When I Was The Hammer (the Tom Delay Song)
When I was the Hammer
I Hammered in the morning
I Hammered in the evening
in Sugarland.
I Hammered out districts
that helped Republicans
I Hammered out deals between
Kerry Packer Launches Take-over Bid For Heaven
Recently deceased Australian billionaire Kerry Packer has announced that he will be launching a hostile take over bid for Heaven.
Popcorn, Peanuts.......get Your Jesus!!
Big trucks, big houses and big women. They like em' big in Texas. Including their churches. America's largest Church based in Houston, TX celebrated in grand style Sunday as it
Iran's Nuclear Program: Still A Threat?
The threat of a possible future nuclear holocaust at the hands of Iran is up in the air after the surprising resignation of deputy head of Iran's Atomic Energy Agency, Mohammad Saidi. Saidi abrubtly announced
Devil Takes Hajj Battle, Beats Vegas Spread
(2006-01-12) ? Oddsmakers in Las Vegas warn customers never to wager against the Devil in his annual contest versus stone-throwing Muslims during the Hajj (pilgrimage) to Mecca.
This year, not only did the Devil extend his
New Year's Resolutions Not Often Followed, Study Finds
By Ion Zwitter, Avant News EditorNew York, December 31, 2014A major study recently completed by the Human Quirk Index, a multinational think-tank dedicated to tracking aberrant human behavior, has determined that many,
Man Who Shot El Papa Next For Big Brother
The man who tried to kill Pope John Paul II nearly 25 years ago was released from a Turkish prison today. Mehmet Ali Agca left under tight security and did not stop to address
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