Stories Archive by Month - January
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Halliburton Hits Hard Times - Cheney Down On His Luck
Vice President/Galaxian Dictator Dick Cheney today announced that due to 'Godless communist lies' and 'weak liberal thinking' that his trans-galactic empire Halliburton is being forced to actually BID on contracts - not have them...
Torture Ban To Still Allow "Naked Dude Pyramids"
Anti-torture legislation, poised to consume Congress
and Senate after the Samuel Alito hearings, will still
allow "naked dude pyramids," Capitol Hill insiders
said yesterday.
‘war Is Hell’, Bush Tells Troops
The great and courageous leader of the free world, George W Bush, displayed enormous empathy and compassion for American troops serving in war zones overseas in a speech today.
Prescott Bounces Back After Animal Sex Shame
The Deputy Prime Minister has been spared a long prison sentence after downloading 'horrific' animal pornography
Social Etiquette Lesson #1
If you are out driving and get pulled over by a police officer, here are 5 things you would be wise NOT to say when the Cop asks you if you know why he/she stopped
Oprah Eats Star Jones On Letterman
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Alito Confirmation Another Setback For Bush
(2006-01-14) ? With confirmation of Judge Samuel Alito as the next Supreme Court justice all but assured, Democrats seized upon this ?most recent failure of the Bush administration? as a likely springboard for their party?s
President Bush Paints Self Into Corner
By Ion Zwitter, Avant News EditorCrawford, Texas, June 22, 2006President George W. Bush recently suffered a harrowing experience at his ranch-like simulated country estate experience center in Crawford, Texas while redecorating the
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