Stories Archive by Month - January
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Richard Dawkins Turns To Jesus
Renowned scientist, evolutionist and holder of The Charles Simonyi Chair in Public Understanding of Science at the University of Oxford, Richard Dawkins, has dramatically announced his salvation.
Mandms Cited In Corruption of Minor Lawsuit
(Brooklyn--NY) "It wasn't my son. It was the blue M&Ms. They're Viagra." That's the claim of Robert "Bob" Spiotto, Sr., the father of eleven year old Robert "Bob" Spiotto, Jr., who
Bitter Broke Bloggers Back Lobbying Reform
(2006-01-13) ? Several unnamed members of an ad hoc coalition of conservative and centrist bloggers, that today called on the House Republican leadership to purge the party of the taint of lobbyist influence peddling, conceded
Economy Doing Well, But Not To The New York Times
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Iraqi Disneyland Put On Hold
(MOSUL) Disney Corporation halted construction of Disney-Raq after a car bomb exploded killing 30 of it's construction workers. One Disney executive said, 'We're trying to make this work but the bombers are making it difficult
Bush Diary - Ali-toe Is For Machine Guns; What A Grate Choice I Made!
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Irish Government To Introduce New Pedestrian Speed Limits For City Centre
Ireland- The Irish government have called time on reckless pedestrians. Following the recent spate of Dublin shoppers bumping into one another, Transport Minister, Martin Cullen, has announced that new speed limits -some as low as
Bush Impeachment Defense Memo Leaked, President Expects To Use Idiot Defense
With the first calls for impeachment circulating in Congress and across the country, President George W. Bush and his advisors met in Washington over the weekend to map a defense
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