Stories Archive by Month - January

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Canada Court Lifts Ban On Swingers Clubs, Farm Animals Rejoice

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 Bongo News
Added: 15 January 2006
Struggling Gm Launches Internet Casino

Struggling Gm Launches Internet Casino

By Ion Zwitter, Avant News EditorFlint, Michigan, July 29, 2007General Motors, the automotive behemoth that has been teetering precariously on the verge of bankruptcy for several years, will be taking the unusual

 Avantnews
Added: 15 January 2006
Baltimore Named Fittest City In America; Locals Celebrate By Eating

Baltimore Named Fittest City In America; Locals Celebrate By Eating

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 Bongo News
Added: 15 January 2006
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Nyc Inaugurates Annual Running of The Rats

NEW YORK − At a press conference held here at the Javits Convention Center, New York Mayor Michael Bloomberg announced that New York City was inaugurating an annual Running of the Rats, to compete for

 The Spoof
Added: 15 January 2006
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Ethics Concerns Raised Over Cadburys Human-rabbit Hybrid

BIRMINGHAM, England - Cadbury-Schweppes scientists announced Friday that they are "past the initial hurdles" of creating hybrid embryos by fusing human cells with rabbit eggs. The company want to use the embryos to produce intelligent

 The Bentinel
Added: 15 January 2006
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Pythagoras' Theorem Upgraded To Fact

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 Bongo News
Added: 15 January 2006
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Who Says French Women Are Thin?

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 Bongo News
Added: 15 January 2006
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Fox News Channel Forced To Close Down Issue-manufacturing Plant

NEW YORK, Jan. 14 -- Fox News Channel, the 24-hour cable edition of the New York Post, has announced that they will close down their issue-manufacturing plant following a poor year-end showing, citing a downturn



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