Stories Archive by Month - January

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Bush Makes Constitution Disappear

Bush Makes Constitution Disappear

Washington, DC (Rotters) - President Bush today, in a rare visit to the national archives apparently has accidentally made the U.S. Constitution disappear. National Archive authorities have been working overtime

 Unconfirmed Sources
Added: 18 January 2006
Laura Bush Defends Gop “culture of Corruption”

Laura Bush Defends Gop “culture of Corruption”

MORONIA (Reuters) -- First Lady Laura Bush has acknowledged the truth of Democratic claims that Republicans are mired in a 'culture of corruption' and she said she ”wouldn't be glad at all” to campaign for

 The Spoof
Added: 18 January 2006
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Cia Still Concerned Over Al-zawahiri

Washington, DC (APE) -The CIA today still refused to issue an apology for the presumed predator strike which took the lives of 17 innocent villagers in a remote border town

 Unconfirmed Sources
Added: 18 January 2006
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Hillary, Gingrich Team To Record Audio Book

(2006-01-18) ? Random House today announced it had signed two major political figures to record an audio book version of Margaret Mitchell?s classic Civil War novel ?Gone with the Wind.? Sen. Hillary Clinton, D-NY, who celebrated

Angelina Jolie's Lips Are Pregnant

Angelina Jolie's Lips Are Pregnant

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Nagin Recruiting Hershey To Rebuild New Orleans

(2006-01-17) ? In a further clarification of yesterday?s remarks that a rebuilt New Orleans would be a ?chocolate? city, Mayor Ray Nagin today said he?s planning to recruit Hershey Foods to establish a candy manufacturing

 Scrapple Face
Added: 18 January 2006
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And Now We Return To The Subject of Jennifer Aniston's Breasts

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 The Chortler
Added: 18 January 2006
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George Clooney Finally Finishes "The Passion of The Clooney"

According to the Internet Movie Data Base, George Clooney has begun post-production work on the film 'The Passion of the Clooney' a movie about his perceived persecution in the media.

 The Spoof
Added: 18 January 2006


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