Stories Archive by Month - January
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Barrymore 'Bank of England' Panto Closes After One Second
The feeble pantomime, Bank of England and the Jolly Interest Rate, written by, produced and starring, discredited Michael Barrymore, has closed after playing for only one second in a motorway service...
Hagel Bill Would Cap Gop Senator Numbers
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(2007-01-18) -- Sen. Chuck Hagel, R-NB, today introduced a bill with several of his Democrat colleagues that would cap the number of Republican Senators at current levels and begin negotiations with Democrats for a
Oj Simpson Weighs In On Saddam's 1/2 Brother
Guest Editorial by OJ Simpson I must admit that the recent hanging/decapitation of Saddam Hussein's half-brother, Barzan Ibrahim, has me a bit confused. He was sentenced to death by hanging, but after the floor dropped
Christ's Sandals Found In Desert
A top archaeologist has discovered sandals that may have belonged to Jesus Christ at a dump on the outskirts of Bethlehem.
Fitz Fired! Caught Up In Bush Administration US Attorney Purge
Washington, DC (Rotters) - Before jury selection in the I Lewis "Scooter" Libby trial could be completed early this morning, the staff of US Prosecutor Patrick Fitzgerald announced that
Hackers Hit Match.com; Make Inappropriate Matches
Online dating site Match.com was hit by hackers who scrambled the relationship logic in order to make thousands of matches that are doomed to failure. Match.com is the world's largest online dating site, and prides
Clinton Fails To Satisfy Iraqi Critics;blow To Presidential Longings Says The Guardian
The Guardian cleverly used the words 'failed to satisfy', 'blow' and 'longings' in an article that purrrrported to be about Hilary Clinton and the War in Iraq. Regular readers of The Guardian already know that
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