Stories Archive by Month - January
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Doctors Hail Full Body Transplant A Success
A man was discharged from hospital today after becoming Britian's first full body transplant survivor.
Manchester Duo Show The Way Ahead For Home Entertainment Systems
First it was video that died a death; killed off by DVD. But anybody about to invest in the latest DVD technology...Forget it. Because the new technology that's doing the rounds is 3D Holography.
Britney Spears To Marry A Horse
She dated Justin Timberlake. Then she married her childhood sweetheart Jason Alexander (not the guy who plays George Costanza sadly). Then she divorced him within 24 hours. Then she married retarded 'dancer' Kevin Federline. Then
Top Chef's Dog Chalks Up His Final Walkies
Top Chef, Rick Stein, was today in mourning as his sidekick of some 17 years, Chalky the Jack Russell terrier, has gone to the great dog kennel in the sky.
Princess of Monaco Joy Renee Cote-drucet.
Princess Joy Renee Cote-Drucet of Monaco sent her marriage certificate to Tennessee. The Prince, Louis Drucet of Monaco noticed that her guardian was keeping her in Tennessee till the marriage certificate arrived by us mail
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Doomsday Clock Goes Nuclear
Washington, DC (APE) - The doomsday clock, the symbolic timepiece maintained by the magazine, "The Bulletin of Atomic Scientists" which monitors the theoretical threat of global nuclear catastrophe has
Bush Takes Responsibility For Failing To Flush
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