Stories Archive by Month - January

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Warriors And Pistons Trade Eight Players And More

The Indiana Pacers and the Golden State Warriors just completed a huge NBA trade involving eight basketball players. Indiana will lose All Harrington, Stephen Jackson, Sarunas Jaskevicius, and Josh Powell. The Warriors will lose Troy

 The Spoof
Added: 19 January 2007
UK Chancellor Orders Takeover of London Wheel In 'Brown Eye' Scandal

UK Chancellor Orders Takeover of London Wheel In 'Brown Eye' Scandal

The UK chancellor Gordon Brown has ordered the London Millennium Wheel to be given to the government. The 135m high wheel, the world's tallest, is also known as the London Eye. It has carried over

 The Spoof
Added: 19 January 2007
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Ethiopians: 'Quagmire? What's A Quagmire?'

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 Bongo News
Added: 19 January 2007
Ed-e-torial Number 10: George Bush's Talks Iraq In A Mall! Bill Clinton Goes O.j.

Ed-e-torial Number 10: George Bush's Talks Iraq In A Mall! Bill Clinton Goes O.j.

George Bush Talks Iraq At Wal-Mart. Downlaod here. (New York--NY) Welcome Dear Friends and Respected Enemies and, yes, you too George Bush. It's Ed-E-torial #10. Yes, we've hit double digits. Or as

 Unconfirmed Sources
Added: 19 January 2007
Last 3 Bush Supporters Share Cab By Accident

Last 3 Bush Supporters Share Cab By Accident

(New York, New York) In a bizarre coincidence the last 3 remaining Bush supports find themselves in the same taxi cab. George Reynolds of Barrington, Rhode Island was traveling with with

 Unconfirmed Sources
Added: 19 January 2007
More Weather Chaos As Terror Group Strikes Again

More Weather Chaos As Terror Group Strikes Again

The crackpot pressure group the Misty Action Warriors are once more claiming to have brought weather misery to the UK...

 The Spoof
Added: 19 January 2007
Beckham Rejects Cruise Scientology Offer

Beckham Rejects Cruise Scientology Offer

Hollywood midget and sofa-stomping weirdo Tom Cruise has failed in a bid to recruit new neighbour David Beckham to his infamous Scientology cult.

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Pc Weenies: Redbeard

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 BBSpot
Added: 19 January 2007


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