Stories Archive by Month - January
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Warriors And Pistons Trade Eight Players And More
The Indiana Pacers and the Golden State Warriors just completed a huge NBA trade involving eight basketball players. Indiana will lose All Harrington, Stephen Jackson, Sarunas Jaskevicius, and Josh Powell. The Warriors will lose Troy
UK Chancellor Orders Takeover of London Wheel In 'Brown Eye' Scandal
The UK chancellor Gordon Brown has ordered the London Millennium Wheel to be given to the government. The 135m high wheel, the world's tallest, is also known as the London Eye. It has carried over
Ethiopians: 'Quagmire? What's A Quagmire?'
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Ed-e-torial Number 10: George Bush's Talks Iraq In A Mall! Bill Clinton Goes O.j.
George Bush Talks Iraq At Wal-Mart. Downlaod here.
(New York--NY) Welcome Dear Friends and Respected Enemies and, yes, you too George Bush. It's Ed-E-torial #10. Yes, we've hit double digits. Or as
Last 3 Bush Supporters Share Cab By Accident
(New York, New York) In a bizarre coincidence the last 3 remaining Bush supports find themselves in the same taxi cab. George Reynolds of Barrington, Rhode Island was traveling with with
More Weather Chaos As Terror Group Strikes Again
The crackpot pressure group the Misty Action Warriors are once more claiming to have brought weather misery to the UK...
Beckham Rejects Cruise Scientology Offer
Hollywood midget and sofa-stomping weirdo Tom Cruise has failed in a bid to recruit new neighbour David Beckham to his infamous Scientology cult.
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