Stories Archive by Month - January
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Ron Howard Reveals That Mayberry's Aunt Bee Was Really A Man
HOLLYWOOD - Ron Howard, who played little Opie Taylor on The Andy Griffith Show, has revealed a secret that no one ever has.
Ron said that the character of Aunt Bee, who was credited as being
Race Against Time To Arrest Time Before Time Is Up
Scientists from virtually every country across the globe are to join forces to work on a project aimed at slowing down time.
With the Mayan prophesies of the "End Of The World" about to be realised,
Auschwitz Sign "Arbeit Macht Frei" Is Returned, Obama's Wife Thought It Was A "Kinky Turn Off"!
Jaggedone and his CIA (cockroach infiltration army) recently reported that US President Obama was behind the "nicking" of the infamous Auschwitz sign "Arbeit Macht Frei".
Obama is a fanatic Nazi souvenir collector and wanted the sign
Supreme Court Allows Direct Purchase of Presidency By Goldman Sachs
The U.S. Supreme Court has just ruled, in the Citizens United case, that Wall Street firms such as Goldman Sachs have the right to contribute as many billions of dollars as they wish to determine
Tiger Wood's #1 Gal, Jaimee Grubbs Busy Flaunting It
This time last year, before she revealed she was sleeping with Tiger Woods, no one knew Jaimee Grubbs but now that people do, she's milking it big time!
"She's been on more magazine covers than President
Conjoined Twins Perform Magical Seperation Operation
Conjoined twins, Elsie and Betsy Nelson, 42, have become the first conjoined twins to successfully separate themselves without any medical assistance and using only the props from a magician's cupboard.
The duo from Cornwall got sick
Ex-manson Desciple Squeaky Fromme, Set To Marry Conservative Ann Coulter After Whirlwind Courtship!
Lynette 'Squeaky' Fromme, the last vestige of the notorious hippy murder commune of Charles Manson, was released on parole from a Texas federal prison after serving 30 years of a life sentence.
Fromme was convicted of
'Cash For Clunkers Program' Removed Thousands of Obama Bumper Stickers From The Roads!
A testament to the recent White House wisdom, the Obama 'Cash For Clunkers Program,' where federal dollars paid Americans to trade in their gas guzzling automobiles for more efficient models, had brought many customers to
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