Stories Archive by Month - January
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Bush State of The Union Speech Leaked: President Reconsiders Support For Arab Democracies
Unconfirmed Sources has received a draft copy of the President's upcoming State of the Union address in which the President openly admits that Arab democracies might not be such a good
Soviet Cold War Weapons Discovered
Shocking new evidence has appeared in the recent 'ortherised' American search of old Soviet missile bunkers that the Soviet union was going to unleash a terrifying wave of 'Dogkets' (seen in picture) on any ground
Asian Bird Flu Has Deadly "Gene"
US Researchers have reportedly discovered what makes the Bird Flu influenza virus so deadly -- they have a gene that may make them especially destructive to cells.
People Are Just Living Too Damn Long
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Mustard May Not Help Prevent Cancer
Mustard, seen as a tasty condiment used on everything from hamburgers to soft pretzels, probably doesn't help prevent cancer, according to a review of studies involving more than 700,000 patients and baseball stadium hotdog eaters.
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A Midwestern farm, ZOOM IN on a BLACK CROW, sitting on the edge of a small opening in the side of a huge metal FARM SHED. ZOOM through the window to reveal that the Black
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