Stories Archive by Month - January

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Bush/abramoff Photos Go Up For Sale On Ebay

Bush/abramoff Photos Go Up For Sale On Ebay

Washington, DC (UPSI) - Jack Abramoff today suspended negotiations with Time Inc. for the rights to publish five pictures of him with President Bush. Lawyers for Abramoff accused Time

 Unconfirmed Sources
Added: 28 January 2006
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$3.7 Trillion In Girl Scout Cookies Unaccounted For − Mr. T. Sent To Administer Justice

A shocked nation awoke today to the news of over three and a half trillion dollars in Girl Scout cookies have just up and vanished − completely unaccounted for. “We don't know where they went”

 The Spoof
Added: 28 January 2006
Oprah Irked At James Frey's Fake Shopping Lists

Oprah Irked At James Frey's Fake Shopping Lists

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 The Chortler
Added: 28 January 2006
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White House Offers To Give Louisiana Back To French

A top economic adviser to President Bush said Tuesday that the White House has offered to give Louisiana back to France along with a full refund for the famous Louisiana Purchase.

 The Spoof
Added: 28 January 2006
Blunt: Shadegg Lacks Influence To Lead House Gop

Blunt: Shadegg Lacks Influence To Lead House Gop

(2006-01-28) ? Rep. Roy Blunt, R-MO, said today that one of his opponents in the race for the House Majority Leader post ?lacks the power and influence? to push through a package of reforms designed

 Scrapple Face
Added: 28 January 2006
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Hamas Pledges Terrocracy

Story by By John Breneman on Friday, Jan. 27, 2006

 Humor Gazette
Added: 28 January 2006
Adobe Releases New Easy To Use Video Editing Software For Busy Terrorist Videographers

Adobe Releases New Easy To Use Video Editing Software For Busy Terrorist Videographers

Story by Marcelo Lewin on Friday, January 27, 2006

Nuclear Waste Safe, Says Scientist

Nuclear Waste Safe, Says Scientist

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 Bongo News
Added: 28 January 2006


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