Stories Archive by Month - January
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Ron Paul Invents Game For All Ages, Sexes
Houston, Texas: Republican presidential contender Ron Paul is urging the Olympic Committee to consider a new game for competition, invented by Paul himself. The Texas gynecologist, who looks like the septuagenarian he is on the
Governor Schwarzenegger Reveals Plan To Steal Money To Solve States Economic Woes
Former admitted steroid abuser, body builder, actor and now California governor Arnold Schwarzenegger revealed in a press conference today that the best way to raise money for the states foundering economy is to steal it.
Patriots' Tom Brady Benched; Gisele Bündchen To Start In Super Bowl
GLENDALE, Ariz. -- Inside sources with the New England Patriots reported today that reigning league MVP quarterback Tom Brady will not play in the Super Bowl on Sunday, but his girlfriend, Brazilian supermodel Gisele Bündchen,
South Carolina Loss Jars Clinton To Ponder Pull Out
(2008-01-27) -- After a crushing defeat in Saturday's South Carolina primary, the Democrat who campaigned most vigorously, coming into the state with the strongest organization and the best name recognition, now ponders whether to stay
Undisclosed Audio of Romney Aide Whispering At Florida Republican Debate
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Andy Gray and Richard Keys - Sky Sports News Sexism row
The Nose On Your Face
Andy Gray and Richard Keys - Sky Sports News Sexism row
The Nose On Your Face
Added: 29 January 2008
Five-legged Pussy Will Be Surgically Altered
Eighty-Four, PA, (Pussy Periodical): A cat named Babygirl, born with five legs is scheduled to receive an operation to remove two of them. The stray cat was noticed on the streets of Canonsburg, PA and
Britain No Longer "A Nation of Shopkeepers"
An official European Union statement released today shows that, in Europe, Britain is no longer regarded as 'a nation of shopkeepers', but is, instead, thought of more as 'a nation of shoplifte...
Ashdown Pulls Out of Afghan Role
British Peer Paddy Ashdown (not to be confused with Brighton Pier) says he is pulling out from his role in the new Disney cartoon 'All infidel dogs don't go to heaven' where he was to
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