Stories Archive by Month - January

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After Refusing To Expectorate, Tests Confirm Adam Lambert's Face Is Pregnant!

After Refusing To Expectorate, Tests Confirm Adam Lambert's Face Is Pregnant!

Gadfly, singer, and man-about-town Adam Lambert confessed to friends today that his 'face was pregnant' after receiving the medical report from the nation's only Facial-OBGYN, Dr. Phinias Blackmore in Philadelphia. Although the condition is rare,...

Adam Lambert Admits He Had Penis Enlargement Surgery

Adam Lambert Admits He Had Penis Enlargement Surgery

Reigning American Idol Runner-Up and all around gay guy Adam Lambert admitted to reporters that he had elective surgery on his recent concert tour of Southeast Asia. "When I stopped off in Bangkok, Thailand, I

Woman Trips -- Oopsie Daisy -- And Damages Picasso Painting

Woman Trips -- Oopsie Daisy -- And Damages Picasso Painting

The Metropolitan Museum of Art in New York City was the scene of an unfortunate accident last week. An art student slipped and fell into the very valuable Picasso painting The Actor, causing damage to

 The Spoof
Added: 27 January 2010
Sarah Palin Wrestles 'The Penis Bomber' To Floor of Plane To Alaska

Sarah Palin Wrestles 'The Penis Bomber' To Floor of Plane To Alaska

Sarah Palin stated that she knew that something was up last night when an 'A-Rab with one of those Muslimsippi-sounding' names like Ibo got on her plane to Alaska where she still has a home. The

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Added: 27 January 2010
President Says Change Is Needed

President Says Change Is Needed

Washington D.C. and the rest of the Planet - Michelle (First Lady) Obama is constantly seeking new ways to improve her image. Her clothing, her hairdo, her makeup, her teeth, her shoes, her jewelry etc. Assistant

83 Million Watched The Haiti Telethon -- Half Just To See If Brangelina Would Show Up?

83 Million Watched The Haiti Telethon -- Half Just To See If Brangelina Would Show Up?

Literally disappointing millions of Brangelina fans and fueling rumors of their breakup, only Brad Pitt made appearance on the George Clooney Telethon for the Haiti earthquake relief effort without the breathtaking Angelina Jolie at his

Sarah Palin Shocks Oprah Winfrey With Her New Curly Locks Hairdo

Sarah Palin Shocks Oprah Winfrey With Her New Curly Locks Hairdo

CHICAGO - Ex-Governor of Alaska Sarah Palin shocked America's number one talk show host Oprah Winfrey with her new gobs and gobs of curls look. Palin was in her Wasilla, Alaska, home and was appearing via

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Added: 27 January 2010
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UK Out of Recession?

Industry analysts have announced that the UK is out of recession as of today. This follows on from other industry analysts announcing that we were out of recession at the beginning of December, and yet

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Added: 27 January 2010


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The countries that have issued orders for your arrest will close in today and cause you to go without clean pants......

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