Stories Archive by Month - January
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Andy Murray Gets "Grand Slam Kiss Text" From Kate Middleton
Tennis star, Andy Murray, has received a surprise Good Luck text message from bride-to-be Kate Middleton.
Murray, scheduled to take on No 7 seed David Ferrer in Friday's semi-final, looks to have yet another fabulous chance
Selena Gomez Pregnancy - We Didn't Spread The Rumours Say Spoof Writers
Scurrilous untruths
eCanadian, website to the stars for frozen fans bewails the fact that some twitter freaks that perhaps hate Justin Bieber have spread this heinous rumour.
The fact that online news sites took this silly
Companies That Own Their S**ks.com Domain
Domains ending in s**ks.com has been one niche market that appears to be holding steady during the economic downturn. The domains of many a well-known company + the slang term of derision
President Obama Apologizes To Italy For Hosting Season 4 of Minstrel Show 'Jersey Shore'.
President Obama snuck an interesting bit of international preemptive fence-mending State of the Union address last night:
"And we hope that the good relationship we've had with post-Mussolini Italy will continue, even after they host season
All Two Hundred "N" Words Removed From huckleberry Finn Resurface In Hillary Clinton's Publication it Takes A Village
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Osama Bin Laden Creates A Super Bug To Rule The World
In an audio tape aired on Al Jazeera television on Monday, al Qaeda chief Osama bin Laden admitted to French President Nicolas Sarkozy of spreading pesticide resistant bed bugs in France.
In a message specifically targeting
Jo Yeates: Suspect Sent Up The River
Statements released to the press today confirmed that Jo Yeates suspect Vincent "the jackal" Tabak has been moved from HMP Hoarefield, "up the river" to HMP Gloucster.
The Home Office today issued a brief press
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