Stories Archive by Month - January

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George W. Bush State of The Union "US Addicted To Oil"

George W. Bush State of The Union "US Addicted To Oil"

(UCS News:Washington D.C.) George W. Bush lashed out at US citizens blaming them for the current instability in the middle east. "You have forced your government to invade oil producing

A New, Liberal Bush Issues A Stern Warning To John Roberts, Samuel Alito.

A New, Liberal Bush Issues A Stern Warning To John Roberts, Samuel Alito.

Wednesday, February 1, 2006 In a dynamic State of the Union Address, United States President George W. Bush called upon the Supreme Court not to attempt to overturn

 Unconfirmed Sources
Added: 01 February 2006
30% of New Howard Stern Listeners Actually Knockoffs

30% of New Howard Stern Listeners Actually Knockoffs

According to a study released today by the Arbitron rating company, almost one-third of new subscribers to Sirius Satellite Radio are actually drive-time DJs trying to get programming ideas from the self-described 'King Of

 Brainsnap
Added: 01 February 2006
Bush Announces Ambitious 12 Step Program To Fight Oil Addiction

Bush Announces Ambitious 12 Step Program To Fight Oil Addiction

Washington, DC (APE) - Fresh off of his State of the Union Address last night in which he addressed his concerns over an "addiction" to oil, President Bush announced proposals

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Woman Who Coined ?scrappleface? Passes Away

THIS IS NOT SATIRE? January 31, 2006 Jessica Rachel McMaster (née MacMenamin), the woman who coined the term ?ScrappleFace? as a nickname for a family dog, passed away late last night or early this morning. Mrs.

Saddam Hussein Trial To Resume Tuesday, Barring Unforeseen Delays

Saddam Hussein Trial To Resume Tuesday, Barring Unforeseen Delays

By Ion Zwitter, Avant News Iraq CorrespondentBaghdad, July 23, 2030The ongoing trial of Saddam Hussein is set to resume Tuesday, July 26, 2030, barring new complications that may further delay the arduous

 Avantnews
Added: 31 January 2006
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Bush's Brief State of The Union Address Stuns Congress

Washington, DC (Rotters) - President Bush strode to the podium tonight to uproarious and partisan applause from those in attendance. He was casually dressed without the formal necktie usually expected

 Unconfirmed Sources
Added: 31 January 2006
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Walk of Shame

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 BBSpot
Added: 31 January 2006


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