Stories Archive by Month - February
The following satire and parody are past stories, displayed here for your browsing archive pleasure.
Noses of Witnesses At Scooter Libby Trial Grow Longer And Longer
'The number of Pinocchio-style noses here is amazing,' announced a startled watcher of the CIA leak case trial.
Rumsfeld Accepts Job As Iran's Defense Minister !
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The Iranian news agency, 'Ras el-Humiq' confirmed today that former U.S. Secretary of Defense, Donald Rumsfeld, has accepted the post of Defense Minister for that Middle East
Programs Allow US Air Force To Monitor Deployed Airmen Who E-mail, Chat With Family Members
US Air Force officials continue to provide deployed Airmen and their families with Web-based communication tools, allowing officials to monitor e-mail and instant messaging from virtually anywhere in the world. 'AFIM,' the Air Force Instan...
Non-aligned Crack Barons Visit Iran Nuclear Plant
London - (Rotters): The Non-Aligned Crack Barons Movement has sent a delegation of observers to London to inspect a nuclear device that Iranian ayatollahs and Saudi Arabia's Prince Waleed planted under Westminster Abbey as part
Youtube Shows Super Bowl Days Before The Game
The NFL is in an uproar after on-line video giant YouTube allowed users to not only view but download Sunday's game complete with halftime show, Bud Lite commercials and MVP awards BEFORE the game was
Sky Watchers Await Pointer's Hundrethth
They've assembled on roof tops,mountain peaks and backyard ladders. Eyes fixed on the heavens, media watchers await Pointer's Hundrethth.
Presidential Candidates Warned: No Fat Wives
Washington DC - (Ass Mess): Wannabe presidential hopefuls have been warned by leading political lobby group The AC/DC Style Bible that both they and their spouses had better start shedding the pounds right away because
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