Stories Archive by Month - February
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US Reveals Identity of Predator Pilot Who Killed Al-qaeda #3 Man
Washington, DC (Rotters) - The Pentagon today revealed the identity of the the predator drone pilot who has been credited with the killing of Al-Qaeda's number three leader, Abu
Rooney For Newcastle
In a sensational last minute signing just before the transfer deadline, Newcastle Utd have replaced the legendary Alan Shearer with a name that will surely rank among the most famous of them all; tomorrow Rooney
Bin Laden Bids For Liverpool
It has come to light that a new buyer has bid for Liverpool football club.
Portsmouth To Seek 'Refund' For Defoe
Jermain Defoe may be on his way back to Tottenham Hotspur next week if the Premier League rule that Portsmouth striker Benjani Mwariwaru cannot sign for Manchester City after missing the transfer deadline
Ezra-palooza Continues: Buy Ezra Levant Gear Here, Profits Go To Legal Defense Fund
As Ezra Levant’s battles against institutionalized stupidity continue north of the border, our TNOYF artists have been hard at work drawing up some sharp new Ezra Levant gear. Ezra’s given us his blessing to
Our Man In Kabulshit
Tora Bora - (Whore on Terra Mess): NATO farces have said today they are bracing themselves for yet another bumper opium harvest in Afghanistan in 2008.
Morecambe For Newcastle
In a further surprise move Newcastle Utd Managing Director, Christopher Death, has appointed Dennis Morecambe as Chief Assistant Director to the Director of Football, Dennis Wise.
Wake Up Starbucks! Dunkin' Donuts Launches Coffee War!
(Nation Wide) UCS News: Unconfirmed Sources report that Dunkin' Donuts has launched a preemptive strike on coffee rival Starbucks. Dunkin' Donuts Forces launched dozens of coordinated attacks on Starbucks Coffee shops
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