Stories Archive by Month - February
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Opus Dei Hate Mail Factory Bankrolled Cherie's Spending Binges
London - (Satanic Cult Mess): Police investigating the missing HMRC discs containing personal details of up to 25 million Britons have stumbled across an internet link to a Opus Dei-affiliated debt-collecting agency that regularly sent
Sony Announces New Power Outlet Standard
New York, NY − Tom Kuratagi, President of Sony Electronics, announced that in the fall of 2008 all Sony electronic products would be featuring the new Sony eConnect HD electrical plugs instead of standard power
Church of Scientology's Launches Denial-of-service Attack
(Ucs Technology News) In an attempt to silence it's online critics the Church of Scientology is fighting back. According to web traffic analysis the Church of Scientology has launched a massive
Mitt Romney Campaign Sought Hgh From John Mccain Campaign
By Ion Zwitter, Avant News Elections CorrespondentDuluth, February 3, 2008A humiliated senior advisor to the Mitt Romney for President campaign admitted yesterday that he on several occasions had “tried to score” HGH,
Britney Spears Hospitalized After Paul Incident
White House Press Secretary Britney Spears was rushed to a hospital early Thursday morning while riding with President Bush in his presidential motorcade, a White...
US Justice Chief Refuses To Call Waterboarding Torture
WASHINGTON - US Attorney General Michael Mukasey refused Wednesday to define waterboarding as illegal torture, even while admitting that if he underwent the interrogation technique that he would "feel" it
Ecuadorean Peasant Named People Magazine's Sexiest Man Alive
By Ion Zwitter, Avant News Entertainment EditorLos Angeles, November 14, 2011A previously unknown peasant from the remote hillsides of northern Ecuador, Jorge Rafael Montalvo, has been selected as People's Sexiest Man Alive
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