Stories Archive by Month - January
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Shocking Typing Error On Police Memo
Police in Glasgow have to be issued with tasers a gun which delivers a 50000 volt shock to disable criminals who resist arrest. It is now emerging however that due to a typing error a
Lady Gaga To Play Lady Macbeth In London
Following her interesting and semi-memorable wardrobe appearance at the 2010 Grammy Awards, Lady Gaga has announced that she will expand her repertoire beyond pop music to play the challenging role of Lady Macbeth on London's
Miley Cyrus Caught Playing With A Bandmate's Organ!
Miley Cyrus was again thrust into the spotlight by recent allegations leaked to the tabloids. Friends close to her say she was 'accidentally' caught playing with a bandmember's organ!
Miley, who's really just a singer and
Avram Grant: "I Didn't Know It Was A Gay Brothel"
Portsmouth - (Offside Rule): A police raid on the Whorton Heath massage parlor has revealed a gay extension at the rear of the premises
It is believed to cater to growing local demand for specialist commercial
Harry Potter's Emma Watson - Hollywood's Highest Paid Actress
Emma Watson, the 19-year-old actress has just been named the highest-earning actress in Hollywood.
The British lass, who stars in the Harry Potter film series earned a little over $31 million [£20 million British] in 2009.
She
Robert Pattinson To Star In Rebel Without A Cause Remake?
Rumor is that Robert Pattinson is afraid he's going to be typecast as a vampire and has taken on the role that help make James Dean a star in the 1950s.
Warner Brothers had bought the
Area Man Is Such A Cool, Interesting Nerd
Local man Steven Cooke recently proclaimed himself a nerd on his blog, inviting friends, family, and online pals into his "strange -- yet neat, fun, and maybe even a little interesting ;) -- little world."
Peter Andre's Agonizing Tsunami Breakdown Nearly Drowns Lady Journalist
Heartbroken daddy Peter Andre nearly killed a lady journalist yesterday when he submitted her to prolonged 'waterboarding' in an off-camera 'green' room. The grief-stricken warbler - who hasn't had sex for eight months - cried
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