Stories Archive by Month - January

Heather Mills, former wife of Paul McCartney, has struggled over the past few years to change her public image from that of an attention hungry, gold-digging opportunist to an inspirational role model for disadvantaged women

NATCHEZ, Mississippi - Kelly Clarkson, who was the very first American Idol winner, was in Natchez performing at a concert in The When Dem Cotton Balls Get Rotten Convention Center. And as always the gal from

TEHRAN, Iran - Iran has announced that on Wednesday it launched an Iranian version of Noah's Ark [including a mouse, two turtles and worms] into space on a research rocket. This was meant to

Now we all know that bankers cannot be trusted and that they spend investors money as if it was their own, we forgive them for that. We have also forgiven them (nearly) for causing the global

A SPOKESMAN confirmed today that it will "indemnify" and "pay" Tiger Woods for any payments necessary to satisfy Elin Woods, "if only Tiger will get back on the tour." Rumors are circulating that Tiger could

Intercepted text messages have emerged purporting to expose a secret plot in which teenage superstar Miley Cyrus is planning to treat her boyfriend Liam Hemsworth to a nude photograph as a treat on Valentine's Day. Rumour

Cambridge - (Decibels): Women students on classic Maria Sharapova grunting research scholarships are dismayed at draconian new rules imposed today. These limit the amount of permitted coital shrieking, yelling, pleading and goading during curfew h...

Grim faced NASA scientists called President Obama early this morning with the worst possible news imaginable. The gigantic UFO's circling the sun since January have apparently succeeded in turning the sun into a weapon of