Stories Archive by Month - January
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Cheryl Cole Sucked My Cock, Claims Norwich Man
A keen gardener pottered about in his garden unaware that Cheryl Cole was sucking his cock, it was claimed yesterday.
Nathaniel Bifocal told us: "I heard the morning gardening advice on the radio, so I was
Punxsutawney Phil Spotted Working At Pennsylvania Wal-mart
Punxsutawney, PA - In a sign of the times, Punxsutawny Phil has been laid off due to budget cuts, and will miss this year's Groundhog Day festivities for the first time in over 40 years.
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Stedman Graham Breaks Up With Oprah Winfrey Shocking The Talk Show Queen And Her Bff Gayle King
CHICAGO - Stedman Graham and Oprah Winfrey have been together for over twenty years. The public relations executive first proposed to Winfrey back in 1992, 18 years ago.
Since then he has been asked roughly 5,000
Selena Gomez Gut Wrenched After Demi Lovato "Promiscuous Purity" Jibe
Teen sensation Selena Gomez was devastated last night after love rival Demi Lovato accused her of being a promiscuous hypocrite about her virginity.
Rumours trickling down certain reliable drainpipes report that Lovato got a crowd of
Gop: It's Ok To Raise Taxes, But Only On The Poor
Unconfirmed sources are reporting a dramatic shift in Republican tax policies. Citing the need to raise funds in a down economy the Republican Party is pushing to raise taxes, but
Nina Dobrev And Ian Somerhalder of "The Vampire Dairies" Spotted Nuzzling Below The Santa Monica Pier
SANTA MONICA - Two of the stars of The Vampire Dairies took advantage of the beautiful February springtime weather and visited the Santa Monica Pier.
Nina Dobrev and Ian Somerhalder spent the afternoon enjoying themselves after
Sarah Palin Detained In Mexico On Drug Charges
Fomer VP candidate Sarah Palin has been arrested in Tijuana, Mexico, and is being held in a Mexican prison, without bail, on drug trafficking charges. Palin was allegedly caught trying to smuggle 300 million
Bachmann, Tea Party To Assist Egyptian Protesters
Representative Michelle Bachmann (R-MN) is leading a contingent of Tea Party activists on a trip to Cairo to offer their expertise to the hundreds of thousands of Egyptian citizens who have been rallying against their
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