Stories Archive by Month - February
The following satire and parody are past stories, displayed here for your browsing archive pleasure.
Paris Hilton New Ceo of Shipping Giant
(Papershuffel, SC) In a move sure to cause increased activity on Wall Street tomorrow, FEDEX and UPS announced their merger after closing today.
Genetically Modified Banana Escapes From Secret Government Facility
Oak Ridge, Tennessee - The U.S. Food and Drug Administration (FDA) has issued an All Points Bulletin (APB) for a genetically modified banana that went missing over the weekend.
Ringling Brothers & Barnum And Bailey Circus Announces Britney Spears To Perform Dangerous Act
Officials with Ringling Brothers & Barnum and Bailey, the world famous Circus has announced plans to hire Britney Spears. A spokesperson for the famous consortium of clowns, high flying trapeze artists, and animals from Alligators
Lenny Henry Says Bbc 'Too White'
Lenny Henry has attacked what he says is the lack of programmes featuring multi-racial characters and that ethnic minorities need to be given more shows on the BBC.
Interest Rates Cut But Who Put Them Up In The First Place?
The brave captain of the Bank of England has grabbed the controls back from a bad person who was steering it towards the rocks while he made a cup of tea.
Giant Tortoise Found Washed Up On Cornish Beach
Walking on a beach these days, you can find almost anything; buckets, spades, motorcycles, chocolate biscuits, wooden decking, seaweed and even condoms. Much of these items come from an alarming rise in shipwrecks these days.
Iowa Man Reverses Decision To Donate Foreskin To Rabbi's Museum
Harley Henry Hardon, of South Bluff City, Iowa, has reneged on his pledge to donate his Foreskin to a Museum that exclusively displays foreskins from different countries. Hardon, who was circumcised at age 52, because,
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