Stories Archive by Month - February
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Michael Jackson Still Dead
In a shocking announcement made at Neverland Ranch yesterday, friends and family of Michael Jackson have revealed that the legendary pop icon is still dead.
Jackson, who passed away suddenly in June, had been expected by
Kindles Hold Meeting In Nyc, Discuss Plans To Get Gifts From Owners
Madison Square Garden was Kindle-ized yesterday, as the electronic readers from Amazon had the first of a series of one-day solidarity meetings to discuss common concerns. This time the concern was how to get gifts
George Bush Is Back?
A billboard with a picture of a smiling George W. Bush paired with a caption "Miss Me Yet?" is drawing attention to the small town.
The ad was taken out by a group of small
Gary Coleman Claims Mick Jagger And Charlie Watts Stalked Him
PAYSON, UTAH – A lawyer for Gary Coleman filed stalking charges against Mick Jagger and Charlie Watts early today at the Payson County Courthouse. According to affidavits, Coleman is seeking a restraining order against Jagger
American Idol Sends Kellie Pickler Wannabee Vanessa Wolfe Back To The Tennessee Farm
HOLLYWOOD - A total of 86 American Idol contestants were sent packing after the Hollywood round.
One of these was 19-year-old Vonore, Tennessee resident Vanessa Wolfe. At her Hollywood performance Randy Jackson told her that
Vernon Kay Swaps Nude Photos With Ashley Cole - Wives Dazed & Confused
Vernon Kay isn't the sharpest pencil in the box. And nobody has ever accused Ashley Cole of owning a level of intelligence beyond that of a backward woodlice. So it came as no huge surprise
Cwia Climate Control Plot Goes Awry; Snopocalypse Buries East Coast
In a press conference today, Professor Ferbert T. Weedledom and Dr. Felicia T. Weedledee exposed a covert Central Weather Intelligence Agency (CWIA) operation to deploy a cloud-seeding strategy to defeat Al Qaeda and Osama bin
Chinese Year of The Tiger Is Going To Be Great
A Chinese astrologer, born in New York, named Panda Chan has been reported as saying that the year of the Tiger is going to be great. Its going to be all fireworks and fortune.
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Pisces horoscope
Your learning may give you cause to grieve today as you are unable to stop local flooding using trigonometry alone....
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