Stories Archive by Month - February
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Haiti Earthquake Was "Their Own Fault"
The terrible earthquake that caused so much devastation in the central American country of Haiti last month, could have been avoided by the people there, and was, to a large extent, "their own fault", it
Alexander Mcqueen Commits Suicide
Lee Alexander McQueen, 40, has committed suicide by hanging, sadly just the day before his mothers funeral, who died last week. The Pope told me I couldn't do an obituary because 'topping oneself' is frowned
Ipcc Admits Man-made Global Warming Hoax!
The Intergovernmental Panel on Climate Change has finally admitted that the whole anthropogenic global warming thing was a hoax, a simple joke designed to cheer up the world, which, it says, has become, "far too
Megan Fox Admits She Was Naked Under Soap Bubbles During Super Bowl Commercial
Actress and star of the Transformers movies Megan Fox admitted that she was naked in that bathtub in her Super Bowl commercial. Fox was pictured in a bath tub full of soap bubbles and was
Vernon Kay Has Let The Side Down Says Chelsea's John Terry
Distinguished Chelsea Captain and Father-of-the-Year John Terry spoke for all men today when he scolded Vernon Kay for letting the side down. Family favourite Kay, happily married to gorgeous blond Tess Daly has owned up
Taylor Lautner Receives Unusual 18th Birthday Gift From Taylor Swift!
Taylor Lautner just turned 18 years old and what would be the perfect gift for the Twilight star?
Apparently Taylor Swift thought it was puppies...two wolf puppies!
"I only got permission from a zoo to give
Al Sharpton Insists Nigeria Should Change Its Name
The Reverend Al Sharpton, an American Civil Rights Activist and general big-mouth, has insisted that the African countries of Nigeria and Niger change their name, along with the name of the Niger river.
Sharpton said
Obama To Hold Bipartisan Meeting On Health Care Reform
On February 25th, President Obama will hold a bipartisan meeting on health care reform broadcast live, according to a senior administration official.
It is the Obama administration's latest attempt to pass health care reform legislation,
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