Stories Archive by Month - February
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Alec Baldwin Taken To Hospital After Ingesting A Bunch of Fred's & Wilma's
NEW YORK CITY - Alec Baldwin, the star of 30 Rock, was rushed to Manhattan's Mickey Mantle Hospital, after allegedly swallowing a handful of Fred & Wilma Flintstone Vitamins.
Baldwin's semi-famous daughter Ireland, and her not-famous-at-all
Naked Airport Body Scanner Image Photo of Lady Gaga Proves Groin Inconclusividity
CHICAGO - Lady Gaga finished performing a sold out concert at Chicago's How About Dem Cubs Convention Center and headed out to O'Hare Airport for her flight to her next concert performance at The Willie
Chocolate Idea Melts Before St Valentines Day
Business flop Charles Roberts from South Africa has had as many failed business ideas as Gordon Brown has had complaints about his leadership of the Labour Loony Party.
Charles ordered 100,000 boxes of chocolates from Cadburys
Valentine's Day Astrology Bedazzles Chinese New Year of The Tigress
London - (Hong Kong or King Kong?): A magnificent Valentine's Day conjunction of the Sun, Moon and Neptune this Sunday promises an apocalyptic start to the Chinese New Year.
Dazzling portents herald the Return of the
Elmer Fudd Visits The Middle East On A Fact Finding Trip
Special US Envoy Elmer Fudd returned to the Capitol City after a short fact finding trip to the Middle East and beyond, sponsored by the US State Department. Elmer provided reporters his observations at a
Miley Cyrus Auctions Her Lips For A Haiti Charity Kiss And Raises $1million
Whilst other celebrities have been raising hundreds of thousands of dollars for stricken Haiti via eBay auctions, teenage 'hot' girl Miley Cyrus has trumped everyone with her first ever original idea.
The public is asked
Tiger Mistress Happy For Him
The Tiger Woods stories and jokes are starting to dwindle, and so the many mistress tales are also sliding down the ladder of 5 minutes of fame.
Some of the mistresses are coming up with
American Idol's Simon Cowell Says He Won't Grab Ellen Degeneres' Thighs Underneath The Table Like He Did Paula Abdul's
HOLLYWOOD - American Idol Judge Simon Cowell has stated that he will not be grabbing Ellen DeGeneres' thighs underneath the judges table like he did last year when Paula Abdul was sitting next to him.
Simon
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