Stories Archive by Month - February

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Balding Russell Brand : "I've Lost Me Mojo - And Me Wife!"

Balding Russell Brand : "I've Lost Me Mojo - And Me Wife!"

Latter-day lothario Russell Brand, famed for his teazled mane that resembles nothing so much as a demented porcupine on acid, is going bald, a distraught comedian revealed today. "I've got more 'air on me ball-bags" the

 The Spoof
Added: 06 February 2011
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Madoff To Join Bbc's Dragons' Den

Former stock broker, investment advisor, chairman of the NASDAQ and billionaire Bernard Madoff, is to join Dragons' Den The 72-year-old will replace former Dragon James Caan, who quit his role on the show last month to

 The Spoof
Added: 06 February 2011
Conservatives Celebrate Reagan Legacy : Dead Fags

Conservatives Celebrate Reagan Legacy : Dead Fags

(WASHINGTON:Ucs News) Across the nation American Conservatives from Newt Gingrich to John McCain and Sarah Palin are commemorating the 100th birthday of the former president at the Ronald Reagan. In

 Unconfirmed Sources
Added: 06 February 2011
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Low-key Elections For Austere Times

TLP puts some effort into finding some things out: We bring you the latest election developments.

 The Lemon Press
Added: 06 February 2011
Angelina Jolie Demands That George Clooney Apologize For Calling Her Kids, "A Pack of Brats"

Angelina Jolie Demands That George Clooney Apologize For Calling Her Kids, "A Pack of Brats"

LAKE CHARLES, Louisiana - Brad Pitt is currently in New Orleans filming the latest in the Indian Jones adventure series of films entitled, Indiana Jones - The Search For The Alternative Life Style. The film also

Rasta Mouse Meets President Mubarack

Rasta Mouse Meets President Mubarack

The Spoof can confirm that Rasta Mouse has had his first diplomatic meeting with unpopular Egyptian President Hosni Mubarack earlier today. Although reporters were not permitted to attend the talks, I managed to take a

 The Spoof
Added: 06 February 2011


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